takingtheangeltoisengard:

vivianandhersocalledlife:

fleeingthemundane:

That’s it. That’s tumblr.

this is surprisingly accurate

lexcellence:

ring-aroundme:

lexcellence:

ring-aroundme:

breasts is a weird term
I’m one thousand percent okay saying boobs or tits but breasts just
feels weird on my tongue

Weird. I’ve always loved the feel of breasts on my tongue.

god fucking damn

a round of applause for that one

I’m so sorry.

assiest:

why do people have to get ready for bed?

i’m always ready for bed